May 2013
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gingersaysjump:
do you know I made him leave?
do you know he begged to stay with me?
he wasn’t man enough for me
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I’m about to be real rude… I don’t see what everyone sees in James Neal. He’s not even remotely attractive. He looks a bit like a younger Jamie Kennedy.
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circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
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alli3pie:
some nice rough sex would be delightful
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I’m over the Hart nomination controversy. All of the players everyone is mentioning are good as fuck. An argument can be made for any of them. Can we just get along now? Please, it’s fucking annoying and crowding my Tumblr.
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*makes controversial post and tags for fans to see
*acts surprised/gets defensive when those fans have counter opinions
Pens fans aren’t the only people who consider Crosby the best in the league. His opponents do too. Former NHL players do too. I would think these people know what encompasses being a talented hockey player, and they think he’s the best. What does that tell you?
And you’re right,...
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2010: Chicago defeats Vancouver
2010: Chicago wins Cup
2011: Boston defeats Vancouver
2011: Boston wins Cup
2012: Los Angeles defeats Vancouver
2012: Los Angeles wins Cup
2013: San Jose defeats Vancouver
2013: ???
no
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Hey y'all it's Cinco de Mayo
c0ordination:
littlepeekaboo88:
You know what that means It’s drunk Kaner time.
Thought that was all the time
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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April 2013
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sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain
and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle
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Fuck Yeah Bluejackets: Fun fact: Jack Johnson once... →
fuckyeahblowies:
“Sid and I were in a european history class. Our teacher, who was just an awesome teacher, was also the JV baseball coach. I was terrible. I was out in left field, just hanging out. I’d usually yell at Sid from left field.
Sid got up to bat and this guy would shoot right at his head. And I was…
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Watch
Ryan Lochte deals with Brain Farts (WWRLD Teaser #8)
NO. NOPE. YOU AREN’T REAL, RYAN LOCHTE. YOU AREN’T REAL.
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formerlymn:
his hands. i just kept thinking this…
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how to avoid a too many men on the ice penalty: a...
sassycappy87:
grim-lupine:
reason #2058827410842 of why I love hockey
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“I am lucky I met Fleury, Sid, Staalsy—you know, good guys. Sid always helped me....”
– Evgeni Malkin (via seabsie)
I swear their love affair rivals Kane and Toews.
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kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
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